November 12, 2016 at 12:26PM

Has it occurred to you that a role of each party in a ‘two party system’ is the preservation of the other and thereby the system?

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November 09, 2016 at 09:54PM

By electing a con man, misogynist, and bigot to be President of the United States, republicans have declared moral bankruptcy.

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November 05, 2016 at 10:15AM

The best way to get a toddler to play with his toys is to put them away.

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October 29, 2016 at 01:00PM

Words I’d like to eliminate or reduce from my vocabulary:

alright
ok?
kind of

Would be a good start.

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June 29, 2016 at 10:02AM

Waiting for a train is one of my favorite and most satisfying pastimes.

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June 28, 2016 at 06:52AM

Wasn’t following #Brexit closely, but aftermath revealing desperate racist parallels with @realDonaldTrump movement.

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June 27, 2016 at 08:29AM

Based on the responses I’ve seen, #Brexit is like trying a spontaneous divorce to cope with a midlife crisis.

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